January 2012
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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stickysituations:
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
That moment when you open the fridge and there's a...
Mom, you my nigga for life.
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December 2011
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"
jkrowlingismypatronus:
November 2011
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uunfollow:
ugh I hate having a birthday around christmas time
i met someone really cool in omegle today. :)
omg i feel pretty cool knowing this is me hahaha
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